"圣僧?大师?和尚?死秃驴(lǘ ),只要你(nǐ )说你爱我,本姑娘绝对(duì )不会凌辱你,否者休怪(guài )我无情(qíng )。""阿弥陀佛,出家人五蕴(yùn )皆空六(liù )根清净,望女施主自重(chóng )。"于是乎(hū ),月黑风高夜,楚倾月对(duì )一个和尚做出了惨无(wú )人首之(zhī )事。五年之后,当品德败(bài )坏万人(rén )所指的楚倾月带着小(xiǎo )包子回来之事,和尚摇(yáo )身一变(biàn )成了俊美王爷。。"夫人带(dài )着本王(wáng )的儿女去哪里,本王还(hái )未说爱(ài )你。""阿弥陀佛么么哒,王(wáng )爷的爱过了保质期,本(běn )姑娘的(de )爱处于更年期,望秃驴(lǘ )君自重(chóng )。"